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the unexpected facts about life on Mars
Published on September 17, 2004 By fugmulch In PC Gaming
1 - there are a lot of spanner wrenches on Mars. every zombie has one and is trying to wrap it around your skull. oh, and you can't pick it up when he is done.

2 - space marines outnumber techies and scientists about 600 to 1. some research station, unless the experiements were carried out on the space marines.....

3 - there are more hidden closets and cubbie holes than Michael Jackson's mansion.

4 - don't touch anything, need that armor? don't touch it because the baddies will spawn as soon as your done putting it on, so now you need more......

Comments
on Sep 17, 2004
These lessons will serve you well my son/daughter/whatever. Know you this also - your actions are irrelevent as their is but one path that can be walked - through the labs unto the pits of hell and back, until ye fight the unsatisfying demon with a kitchen gadget.
on Sep 17, 2004
oh great, ruin the endig for me....